"Sitdown with The Journeyman" DELL DUDE is in the house for a very candid interview

Journeyman · May 30, 2003

I`d like to welcome Dell Dude in for a candid one on one interview

Welcome Dell!

Journeyman · May 30, 2003

Feel free to ask Dell anything this is a no holds barred interview...Dell as always tells it like it is....

And please learn from this interview Dell speaks candidly on his gambling addiction

DellDude · May 30, 2003

If you don't mind, I will be doing this thing in my underwear. I don't have any bets tonight but it still makes me feel more comfortable.

BallRash · May 30, 2003

dell can I hook you up with some vodka or drugs before the Q's ?

DellDude · May 30, 2003

I don't believe I have an addiction. That implies my actions are non-voluntary. I want to hit the Big One and have chosen the suicide parlay method to do it.

Journeyman · May 30, 2003

No problem Dell as always any thing you do is expected.....

I have known you for almost a year now...

First of all can you please tell us where your at in the world, Walmart, McDonalds, IBM

What is it your doing for a living sir?

DellDude · May 30, 2003

I'm an inventory "specialist".

Basically I count stuff.

I'm the slowest one too.

Journeyman · May 30, 2003

OMG he just stood up and well, Dell you are a bit out of shape....look to be pushing 210

What happened to your goal of a buck 35

-Slim- · May 30, 2003

Dell Dude, I know its early for a strong question but what would happen/what would you do if you indeed were to hit the 'Big One' but then the book you are with slow pays or just flat doesnt want to pay you....

What then?

Journeyman · May 30, 2003

Good question SLIM , I have wondered this myself...If BoyDell actually mashed a book they may just stiff him...I would think he`d spread it out, right Dell?

BallRash · May 30, 2003

Slim are you booking his plays

HacheMan · May 30, 2003

Journey, what do you mean Dell just stood up? Were you joking?......Or are you guys on web cams or such?

DellDude · May 30, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by -SLIM-:
Dell Dude, I know its early for a strong question but what would happen/what would you do if you indeed were to hit the 'Big One' but then the book you are with slow pays or just flat doesnt want to pay you....

What then?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wouldn't happen. I've already pre-planned it. I not only would spread the bet around, but it would start from the top sportsbooks.

Even if one stiffs me, or partially stiffs me, not all of them will. I believe with all my heart, though, that I would receive all five million *eventually*.

DellDude · May 30, 2003

I'm just over 200 Lbs, but I carry it well. I look like I weigh 175, I really do.

Journeyman · May 30, 2003

Dell is with me in my Journey Quarters Studio where each and every interview has taken place...

The guy is in his god damn Spongebob Boxers

DellDude · May 30, 2003

Also, I would give one of the elite books an offer to take my entire Big One bet. It would be a one-shot, six-figure, all-or-nothing parlay for five million. It wouldn't be an overdraft either.

I think with the possibility of publicizing the bet, this would be a good risk/reward situation for them and it would be a more Hollywood type moment for me. I'd rather do it at one place.

Journeyman · May 30, 2003

Ok Dell we have noticed you haven`t been with us of late ...I have seen you around here and there , can you catch us up briefly on what you have been up to?

I know recently you said you were being stalked by The Butcherson clan

DellDude · May 30, 2003

Butch started posting as me in google message groups. That's why I had professional poker players calling me to ask if I'd sponsor them and professional perverts calling me to ask if I'm naked.

-Slim- · May 30, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dell Dude:
Butch started posting as me in google message groups. That's why I had professional poker players calling me to ask if I'd sponsor them and professional perverts calling me to ask if I'm naked.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

were you naked at the time?

Journeyman · May 30, 2003

That Butch he`s a tricky one....

Okay let me get very candid now , you don`t mind I know.....

A bit about the family, does your grandmother still look at you as the blacksheep?

And are you living at home with mom and dad?

How do they put up with your antics?